The Real Partner

Everybody......... please meet my new "Real Partner", The All New Suzuki Thunder 125 which I named as Mojo. Yes, my Mojo. Dan mulai hari ini, gw memulai hari dengan berangkat ke kantor bersama si hitam manis ini *kepagian pula bos, nyampe kantor jam 6.30 which that means, it only took about 1/2 an hour from Cimanggis to MT Haryono hehehe*. Dia saya adopsi tepat tanggal 18 Desember 2006, tepatnya di Authorized Suzuki Margonda dan si Mojo ini telah mendapat Akte Kelahiran alias STNK *halah kek bayi aje hehehe* tepat tanggal 29 Desember 2006 dengan nomor kendaraan B 6729 EGS huehehehe.

Now let us talk about the name, why Mojo? What the hell is Mojo? Well, it all started when I saw this movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mysteries which ends me up also by seeing the 2 other sequels of Austin Powers movie; Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and also Austin Powers: Goldmember *can't wait for the next sequel hehehe*. Nah di pilm ini, Si Mr. Powers ini memiliki sumber kekuatan yg dia sebut sebagai Mojo dimana kalo Mojonya ini ilang *for example dicuri ama Dr. Evil*, dia gak bisa ****eh gitu deh *sorry, i have to cencored it hehehe*. Jadi klo di ibaratin Samson Betawi-nya Benyamin S. Mojo-nya si Samson Betawi tuh bulu keteknya hehehe *inget dooong, pas bulteknya Benyamin digunting ama Neng Ida Royani atau Grace Simon, lupa gw, dia malah kalah di ring tinju wakakakakakakak* Nah, thats how i inspired with the name. Tapi ada yg bilang juga Mojo itu Motor Jodoh, alias Motor buat cari Jodoh wakakakakakakak. Yg jelas, senang deh akhirnya kerja di disini ada hasilnya juga hehehehe.


Tugas selanjutnya:
1. Gabung sama anak2 TRC 125 (Thunder Riders Community)
2. Touring ama anak2 Putuss *woooy.... Ser, Putuss Riders kapan nih jadinya di launch-nya hehehe*
3. Audisi cewe'2 cantik buat didaulat menjadi boncengers permanen *bukan kontrak loh hehehe*
4. Memperdalam tentang "Safety Riding"

Dr. Evil f/. Mini Me

Hardknock Life (Ghetto Anthem - Dr. Evil Remix)

Take the baseline out:
No? You dont have to... BOUNCE WITH IT!!

It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.

Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy (its a hard knock
life) mother (beep) y'all knew that.

Austin caught me in the first act that's all backwords, whats with that?
So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me.
Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)

Its a hard knock life (yea) for us
Its a hard knock life
(stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us.
Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked
(this is for all my homies in Bruges)
Steada kisses we get kicked

It's a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard knock life for us
Steada treated
(ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?)
we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine.
Till then, I'll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I'll splooge in your (beep) thats all!
Fizzle my nizzle y'all.
(its a hard knock life)

This is a shout out to HOVA,
God MC...
You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!!
I met him!!
Well I saw him a restaurant once...
It's a hard knock life!

Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it!
Yeah, I said Blunt!